p (1:40:03 PM): you know the fuckers that bring those trained dogs class with them?
p (1:40:20 PM): the one next to me just fucking farted i think. god it smells so bad
e (1:40:31 PM): roflll
e (1:40:45 PM): dog farts are surprisingly bad
p (1:40:48 PM): dude i couldnt even tell it was a fart at first
p (1:41:01 PM): i just thought it was like plastic burning or something
p (1:41:16 PM): until that subtle whiff of feces
p (1:41:20 PM): god damn
e (1:41:59 PM): hahahaha
p (1:42:41 PM): lol i really hope it was the dog
p (1:42:46 PM): because if it was a person
p (1:42:54 PM): that guy has the worst diet ever
p (1:45:27 PM): omfg there it is again
p (1:45:51 PM): god i want to stretch my leg out and smash the dog’s red rocket right now
p (1:45:52 PM): bitch
p (1:45:53 PM): fuck
e (1:48:23 PM): lolol
e (1:48:33 PM): what dog is it
p (1:49:06 PM): black lab i think
p (1:49:14 PM): fuck cold air is kinda making me want to take a shit
e (1:49:23 PM): i just did O_O
p (1:49:26 PM): LUCKY
e (1:49:58 PM): it was the kind that was so dense and full that it leaves a feeling like a void in your bowel
p (1:52:37 PM): great success
p (1:52:47 PM): bathroom right outside classroom ftw
p (1:53:23 PM): lol that fucking dog just did it again
p (1:53:26 PM): i’m so close to saying something
e (1:53:43 PM): you should lay one of your own rofl
e (1:53:48 PM): like RIGHT after the dog does it
p (1:53:55 PM): lol
p (1:54:04 PM): but the dog’s is silent
e (1:54:04 PM): and if it’s silent nobody will think it’s you
p (1:54:16 PM): then everyone will think the past few ones were me also
p (1:54:29 PM): i’m trying so hard not to laugh right now
e (1:54:33 PM): spread your asscheeks :ugh:
p (1:55:04 PM): I wish i had no shame
e (1:55:30 PM): lol i’m always slightly envious of those people
e (1:55:36 PM): unless you’re including (name omitted) in that group
e (1:55:38 PM): then not so much
p (1:56:02 PM): I’d eminate a clap of thunder from my ass right into the dog’s face right after it pulled that shit again
p (1:56:46 PM): but then all the girls would start whining like I was some big asshole
e (1:57:57 PM): lol “first you give me lip now you give me tears”
e (1:58:13 PM): “i’m a whiney little bitch”
p (1:59:31 PM): Shit the fucker with the dog just answered a question form the teacher and is now discussing the subject out loud with the class
p (1:59:42 PM): and everyone turned around when he spoke
p (2:00:10 PM): and there I was right next to him eyeing the dog out of the corner of my eye with a shit eating grin on my face imagining myself farting in it’s face
e (2:00:57 PM): roflrofl

I think I talk too much to myself in my head, so that when I sit here and try to put some of those inner conversations down into words, I’m already burnt out and really can’t be bothered to write anything.

Oh, that and I’m sure youtube’s comment section is actually a terrorist funded experiment to see if human brain de-evolution in western societies is possible.

I think when I first started my blog years ago, even before this site, there was the question as to why I write anything in it. I used to tell myself that it’s for myself, some kind of self realization movement something or another. Now I’m pretty certain that I’ve always known it was always for one person or another at some point in my life. I don’t think there’s a single post that exists “just because.”

Either way, after all I guess a bit of self realization was a byproduct after all. Even after I’ve moved on, and not even sure that the person I’m writing to—or if I’m even writing to that person now, checks it anymore, I insist. Actually, I think for the very first time I’m not writing for anyone right now. Not that it bothers me very much at all anymore. It’s one of those quick yet lingering thoughts that I hold onto just for a second when my eyes shut for sleep.

After all these years I finally realize what I’ve been doing: praying.

After all these years I finally realize what I’ve been doing: perfecting loneliness.

“ORLANDO, FL (AP)—A man dressed like a ninja broke into an Orlando home, smashed furniture, attacked two people and then vanished without a trace.

Three people were inside the home watching a movie Sunday afternoon when the ninja ran in, punched one man in the mouth and then kicked another man.”

source: http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=81701

Some people watch porn.

Some people watch gay porn.

I watch motorcycle races.

In life I’m primary concerned with two things.
1) Destruction of the rain forest.
2) Who punched Paris Hilton (Answer: Shanna Moakler)

Things to do before I die:
1) Go to the arcade.
2) Find the best street fighter player there.
3) Stare at him while flexing my fingers until he walks away in shame without even playing me.

Recipe to cook just about anything:
1) Buy some tasty ass shit
2) Cook that tasty ass shit to your liking.
3) Punch anyone in the face who says you’re not cooking it how they do.
4) Inform them that if you’re not cooking it for them.
5) Eat with great gusto

I also want to punch a goose out of the air in mid-flight but that’s probably just wishful thinking.

Girl’s with butts like mine, don’t talk to boys with faces like yours. <3