Life and Shit.
This is a list of everything that went
At work today, we fired someone who we hired on our team a few months ago. I imagine this is what it feels like to raise a race horse, only to take it out back and shoot it when it didn’t turn out to run as fast as we wished.
Am I the only one seeing airry po-ah in IMAX 3D just so I can get a pair of these sweet shits? I usually don’t really care for 3D, I hope I can handle all this fucking magic.
Got into the office early, looked around, not a person in sight.
Score.
Headed straight to the bathroom and admired the acoustics there as I barraged the toilet with the rockiest fucking toots.
Came out, 3 coworkers closest to the bathroom sitting there in dead silence.
Started bringing oatmeal to work for lunch out of pure laziness to pack something decent. After a week, coworkers were bringing bigger lunches so that they could give me a portion of theirs, because they thought I was starving/poor.

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