Life and Shit.

This is a list of everything that went wrong right.
So I went to comic-con on Saturday. It’s the place to go if you haven’t seen your year’s quota worth of awkward bulges. 
Definitely buying the multi-day pass next year.

So I went to comic-con on Saturday. It’s the place to go if you haven’t seen your year’s quota worth of awkward bulges. 

Definitely buying the multi-day pass next year.

At work today, we fired someone who we hired on our team a few months ago. I imagine this is what it feels like to raise a race horse, only to take it out back and shoot it when it didn’t turn out to run as fast as we wished. 

At work today, we fired someone who we hired on our team a few months ago. I imagine this is what it feels like to raise a race horse, only to take it out back and shoot it when it didn’t turn out to run as fast as we wished. 

Am I the only one seeing airry po-ah in IMAX 3D just so I can get a pair of these sweet shits? I usually don’t really care for 3D, I hope I can handle all this fucking magic. 

Am I the only one seeing airry po-ah in IMAX 3D just so I can get a pair of these sweet shits? I usually don’t really care for 3D, I hope I can handle all this fucking magic. 

My boner The Dark Knight Rises. 

My boner The Dark Knight Rises. 

Got into the office early, looked around, not a person in sight.

Score.

Headed straight to the bathroom and admired the acoustics there as I barraged the toilet with the rockiest fucking toots.

Came out, 3 coworkers closest to the bathroom sitting there in dead silence.

Started bringing oatmeal to work for lunch out of pure laziness to pack something decent. After a week, coworkers were bringing bigger lunches so that they could give me a portion of theirs, because they thought I was starving/poor. 

Started bringing oatmeal to work for lunch out of pure laziness to pack something decent. After a week, coworkers were bringing bigger lunches so that they could give me a portion of theirs, because they thought I was starving/poor.