This is a list of everything that went wrong right.Tumblr (3.0; @blackflagrocketship)http://www.1missedcall.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltf3ojqpO81qc01vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BRB, BLIZZCON. (btw nvidia #31041 and #30875) Holla. </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/11731143800http://www.1missedcall.com/post/11731143800Fri, 21 Oct 2011 06:19:31 -0700blizzconfuck yeah lets do thisnvidia<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7CKOG-qQKJY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><span>窗外的麻雀　在電線桿上多嘴<br/>妳說這一句　很有夏天的感覺<br/>手中的鉛筆　在紙上來來回回<br/>我用幾行字形容妳是我的誰</span></p> <p><em>“The sparrow outside the window chatters away on the telephone line”</em></p> <p><em>You say that sentence is full of summer’s feeling.</em></p> <p><em>Pencil in hand swirls on paper,</em></p> <p><em>I use this to express who you are to me.</em></p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/9435807995http://www.1missedcall.com/post/9435807995Fri, 26 Aug 2011 18:12:36 -0700jay chouis myman crush<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpgjn5YhGD1qc01vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m fairly confident that MTV pays The Situation to professionally troll the cast of the whole show. </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/8513483296http://www.1missedcall.com/post/8513483296Fri, 05 Aug 2011 06:47:29 -0700CABS ARE HERE<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpfkf3S5mh1qc01vyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m not sure what’s worse, a heroine addiction or picking up photography as a hobby. </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/8494406898http://www.1missedcall.com/post/8494406898Thu, 04 Aug 2011 18:06:00 -0700forever a brokeass<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp6p78SdMG1qc01vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spent like, 4 fucking hours looking up watches and didn’t event get one. What a waste of time.</p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/8288848668http://www.1missedcall.com/post/8288848668Sat, 30 Jul 2011 23:11:32 -0700DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp2qqmmb5Q1qc01vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span> </span></p> <p>“Remember this <a href="http://gizmodo.com/341413/alienware-curved-monitor-looks-like-its-from-another-planet">43-inch curved monitor from CES a couple years ago</a>? Well, it’s finally about to be available in all of its 2880x900px glory. For $8,000. Yowza!</p> <p>This bad boy is basically 4 DLP monitors stiched together and LED backlit, offering a killer response time of 0.02 seconds. It’s got DVI-D and HDMI 1.3 inputs, but don’t bother hooking up something like your Xbox 360 to this thing—it wouldn’t know what the hell to do with the wacky 2880x990 resolution. But I can only imagine how incredible this thing would be when set up to properly run an FPS or driving game. Good god. Hardcore gamers looking to out-rig each other, the bar has been raised. It can be yours for $7,999 of your dad’s money next month.”</p> </blockquote> <p>Source: <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5277667/stunning-nec-crv43-43+inch-curved-monitor-is-stunningly-expensive"><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5277667/stunning-nec-crv43-43+inch-curved-monitor-is-stunningly-expensive">http://gizmodo.com/5277667/stunning-nec-crv43-43+inch-curved-monitor-is-stunningly-expensive</a></a></p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/8198926534http://www.1missedcall.com/post/8198926534Thu, 28 Jul 2011 19:54:00 -0700hnnnnnghprobably just going to use it too watch porn anyways<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_low6kmfl9G1qc01vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So I went to comic-con on Saturday. It’s the place to go if you haven’t seen your year’s quota worth of awkward bulges. </p> <p>Definitely buying the multi-day pass next year.</p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/8041961837http://www.1missedcall.com/post/8041961837Mon, 25 Jul 2011 06:53:10 -0700SDCCWE'VE GOT TO GO BACK<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lom0ljHSzE1qc01vyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>At work today, we fired someone who we hired on our team a few months ago. I imagine this is what it feels like to raise a race horse, only to take it out back and shoot it when it didn’t turn out to run as fast as we wished. </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/7827063294http://www.1missedcall.com/post/7827063294Tue, 19 Jul 2011 19:08:07 -0700feels bad man<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lofk1wExPr1qc01vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Am I the only one seeing airry po-ah in IMAX 3D just so I can get a pair of these sweet shits? I usually don’t really care for 3D, I hope I can handle all this fucking magic. </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/7688043141http://www.1missedcall.com/post/7688043141Sat, 16 Jul 2011 07:25:08 -0700Why the fuck isRon Weasleyso god damned buff?<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo7eu3nEnp1qc01vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strike>My boner </strike>The Dark Knight Rises. </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/7522827787http://www.1missedcall.com/post/7522827787Mon, 11 Jul 2011 21:51:39 -0700na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na nabatman<p>Got into the office early, looked around, not a person in sight.</p> <p>Score.</p> <p>Headed straight to the bathroom and admired the acoustics there as I barraged the toilet with the rockiest fucking toots.</p> <p>Came out, 3 coworkers closest to the bathroom sitting there in dead silence.</p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/7494804732http://www.1missedcall.com/post/7494804732Mon, 11 Jul 2011 08:39:31 -0700feels good man<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5lbhY4vU1qc01vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Started bringing oatmeal to work for lunch out of pure laziness to pack something decent. After a week, coworkers were bringing bigger lunches so that they could give me a portion of theirs, because they thought I was starving/poor. </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/7483379627http://www.1missedcall.com/post/7483379627Sun, 10 Jul 2011 22:16:00 -0700everything went better than expected.<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg2radJAZf1qbaecr.jpg"/></p> <p>Will I be disqualified from no fap February if I utilize “The Stranger?” </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/3099262425http://www.1missedcall.com/post/3099262425Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:03:59 -0800deep thoughtsfapno fap februarymasturbation1 missed calllife and shit<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfz573N6Lm1qc01vyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No Fap February? Sure, I’ll give this a sho—SHIT.  </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/3062662669http://www.1missedcall.com/post/3062662669Tue, 01 Feb 2011 21:13:00 -0800fapno fap februarylife and shit1 missed callmasturbationwanking““Why you always rap about girls?” Cause I fucking love them shits, dude.”<br/><br/> - <em>Donald Glover</em>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/3059020296http://www.1missedcall.com/post/3059020296Tue, 01 Feb 2011 17:50:31 -0800donald gloverrapgirls1 missed calllife and shit<p>Recently I bought an iPhone. I really think it’s changed my life. It’s either the phone or because I’ve been on a Jersey Shore marathon. It’s one of those two, it has to be. </p> <p>ps. Team Jwoww! </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/3040802932http://www.1missedcall.com/post/3040802932Mon, 31 Jan 2011 18:05:10 -0800iphonejersey shoreappleMTVlife and shit1 missed call<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfw7htTHWJ1qc01vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We be clubbin’ </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/3031206409http://www.1missedcall.com/post/3031206409Mon, 31 Jan 2011 07:10:41 -0800keep calmzombiesclubbin1 missed calllife and shit<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/2791127379/tumblr_lf5lnbTVnn1qc01vy&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>“… <span>and raise your arms to the big black sky. Raise your arms the highest you can, so the whole universe will glow.”</span></p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/2791127379http://www.1missedcall.com/post/2791127379Sun, 16 Jan 2011 22:21:00 -0800m83moonchildmoonuniversedreampop1 missed calllife and shit<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/13026876" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Does anybody know, if we’re looking out on a day of another dream? </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/1703379044http://www.1missedcall.com/post/1703379044Sat, 27 Nov 2010 09:00:39 -0800gorillazmelancholy hilllife and shit1 missed calllistened to this fucking song for an hour<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc9trhjPlD1qc01vyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All my bitches love me. </p>http://www.1missedcall.com/post/1645393818http://www.1missedcall.com/post/1645393818Sun, 21 Nov 2010 21:26:05 -0800teach me how to dougiedougielol1 missed calllife and shit